haha...

Go to HELL

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a
Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated
right in front of them.

The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking
loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the
one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims
there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew
uncomfortable.

The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to
send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many
Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One time I
was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so
many Muslims!"

The couple fidgeted.

The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go
ANYWHERE to get away from them...the last time I was
in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"

The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added,
"That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia...WAY
too many Muslims!"

At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded
politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I
heard there's NO Muslim THERE!"